Do u want me to mail you a zine?

I have a headache. I have had a headache for three days and counting, and no amount of Liquid IV or sleep or comfort food has helped, but I'm being so brave about it.

Can you believe it's February already? If you had told me two weeks ago that it was February, I would have said, "Finally, January just went on and on, didn't it?" Time remains a flat circle.

You may not be aware that I have TIERS of membership here. The way that works is if you sign up for $5 or $10 a month, I send you a thing in the mail every month, in addition to full access to whatever I'm doing on this website.

Things in the mail are probably going to be zines or something similar. It might eventually become sticks and rocks I found, but for now it's zines or other things made of paper.

Anyway, the deal is if you sign up by the end of the month, you will get a thing in the mail sent to you mid-month the following month. Does that make sense?

So those who signed up on or before January 31 will get a thing sent to them on probably February 17 because February 16 is a holiday for me here where I live, but not for Canada Post which is honestly fucked.

If you sign up today, you'll get a thing in the mail next month. Like, I'll put it in the post probably March 16. Honestly, if you sign up literally today I'll probably send you a thing in February too as long as you don't cancel the "free trial" after 7 days because I haven't started working on the stuff yet even though I'm pretty sure I know what they will be.

OK? OK. Sign up here.