What song will you play when "it" happens?

A massive photo of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump unfurled by protestors outside of Windsor Castle during Trump's visit in September 2025.
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

I saw this question going around on Bsky the other day and I didn't have an immediate answer. If it's a weekday, I think I'll stop working. I probably won't even say anything, just my Teams bubble turning yellow as I climb on to the roof of my house.

As for the soundtrack, here are some I've thought of in the last couple of days.

Sure, there's captain obvious:

This will never not hit, thank you Marty.

"Still, I never saw Jimmy so happy."

Per Stormy Daniels, this applies. I try not to think of it, but you know. Believe women.

Those people hate bangers in Spanish. And there would be a lot of "I Like It" sentiment in that moment.

But actually, there's only one answer.

It's not just you, you're not crazy. Perhaps we are not our best selves when we think of it, but there is more than one way to be your best self.